# Okay, how big is it actually?

I’ve made rough estimates of the interior capacity of my bags before with packing peanuts, or by guessing roughly from the basic dimensions, and I’ve even tried it with water. Today I decided it’s time to figure it out once and for all.

Is it one liter?

Is it two liters?

So, I tried something else. Water is messy, packing peanuts are inaccurate. I thought of beans, but no one will want to hang around if I eat that many beans when I’m done measuring with them. So I tried pasta.

One liter of macaroni

Small Saddlebag, containing one liter of macaroni

Small Saddlebag containing three liters of macaroni

Uh-oh, that’s all the macaroni they had. It’s just about to the “fill line” so to speak, so maybe it has a three-liter capacity. But I think I can get some orzo in there too!

Three liters of macaroni and one liter of orzo.

Yep, all that pasta really went into that bag.

So, three liters of macaroni and one liter of orzo, and it still closes. Call it a capacity of 3-4 liters depending on how full you stuff it. I think we can also call it a “carb load”!

Now I’m stuck, I didn’t buy enough pasta for the large, so I started adding the empty boxes:

Six liters of pasta, plus three orzo boxes and a macaroni box

Three liters of orzo, three liters of macaroni

Two macaroni boxes, four orzo boxes, six liters of pasta

It… mostly still closes!

Yeeep, I can still strap that jacket in there…..

The orzo boxes are 7.75″ x 4″ x 1.75″, or 54.25 cubic inches, or 880 ml.

The macaroni boxes are 6.25″ x 5.125″ x 2.5″, or 80 cubic inches, or 1.3 ml.

That makes about six liters of boxes and six liters of pasta. It’s a tight fit, but the boxes aren’t taking up all the nooks and crannies either, so I’ll call it 12 liters, give or take. Plus a jacket.

Now for the exterior pockets:

Side Pocket with one liter of orzo

That managed to zip shut onto two more liters of orzo

So, there you have it, and now you know exactly how big they are.

Got any favorite pasta dishes?

# New *April 1* Dill Pickle Large Saddlebag, Weight Weenie Pro Edition!

Just for April 1! 😉

Forget shaving grams; this amazing new design can lighten your bike by UP TO TWENTY FIVE POUNDS*, OR MORE!†

Let’s face it, randonneuring gear is heavy. All those fenders, steel frames, plastic bags to keep brevet cards dry, cuesheets, it all adds up to precious grams that just slow you down. Not to mention all the other useless crap randonneurs carry around, just because you have to in order to look like a real randonneur. Jackets, spare tubes, pumps, tire levers, allen wrenches, clean socks, spare batteries, reflective gear. And it seems like the bigger your bag, the more stuff you find to put in it! Wouldn’t it be great if all that weight just disappeared?

### Well, now it can! The brand new Weight Weenie Pro Edition of the Dill Pickle Large Saddlebag. It has the same great features as the standard Large Saddlebag, and weighs even less! But the real benefit of this new innovative design is in how it cleverly reduces the weight of all that other useless baggage.

• The bottom of the bag is open, so that anything you are tempted to carry around will fall right through.

• The exterior pockets are mounted upside down so that any heavy objects you place in them will be INStANtdiscardEd™®©¥

• For the deluxe model, interior mesh pockets are open at the bottom to help keep the stuff you won’t be carrying anymore better organized

• The brevet card pocket zipper has no slider, which saves an entire gram all by itself, in addition to the onerous weight of that pesky brevet card!

• The female half of the buckles are also omitted, because you wouldn’t want a girly bag. (Alternatively, if you hate men and think boys have cooties, you may request that the male half be omitted instead). And if the buckles are impossible to buckle, you will not be tempted to try and strap in and carry cinder blocks or lead weights.

Of course, everyone knows that when bike stuff gets lighter it gets more expensive. The pros spend hundreds of dollars to shave off an ounce here and there. That makes the Dill Pickle Weight Weenie Edition a fantastic bargain, because at only \$9,999 (not including optional extras) it costs less than \$25 for every ounce saved!††

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